Can you help us think of a clever slogan using the name Barber?

We're making posters for 7th grade Student Council elections, and trying to think of an original/funny idea for a candidate with the last name of Barber. Any ideas? Please, keep posts nice as my 12 year old will be reading. Thanks!!!Can you help us think of a clever slogan using the name Barber?
Joey (or whatever his name is) Barber - a cut above the rest!Can you help us think of a clever slogan using the name Barber?
Don't cut yourself down, vote for Barber.
Vote for Barber! You'll be sure to get a good looking cut!


haha- kind of corny,, bet you're in seventh grade.. they can't expect much
Vote Barber. He makes the cut.
don't get sheared, vote for barber
Don't get cut, go to Barber.
you guys are disgusting, they asked nicely to keep it clean, gosh, some people are just retarded. I like ';Vote for Barber! a cut above the rest!';





for the rest of you saying gross stuff, grow up.
Barber's Barberians: A cut above the rest! ;-)
Barber! she'll trim your pubes for free!
';Snizzap! Vote for Barber!'; idk. it sounded better in my head.
okay well all i really know is that you should put one of those old fashioned barber shop signs! lol


totally cool. :D
theres gonna be a giant orgy
lmao, I love the orgy comment haha. But as for the question, try something like ';Vote Better, Vote Barber'; nvm that was stupid
Barber cuts back...something..... whatever your doing....


sorry im not a great help.


GOOD LUCK!!


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Cut the rest, Vote Barber, He's/She's the Best.


Sharpen your skills with Barber on your heals.


The only one you need behind your chair is a Barber that's fair.


You won't lose your hair when it's Barber that care's.
';Do you like Jamba Juice? Barber does too! Vote Barber!';


';Do you like pie?'; Barber does too! Vote Barber!';


';Do you feel the other candidates in this election are not cut out for this position? Vote Barber, he'll/she'll make a clean-cut decision every time!';


Ok, you can mess around with the last one cuz I know its too long, lol.





Good Luck!